Monsters in the Poodle

Transcript of recent mother/daughter exchange:

Boo: Mama?

Me: Yes?

Boo: I'm going to go fight some monsters in the poodle (trans: "pool"). I'll be back in a minute.

Me: You go do that.

Boo (to her invisible cast of thousands): Okay! Let's go!

Those monsters don't stand a chance.