How to Knit a Sock
How to Knit a Sock
Plan sock. Do math. Do math again.
Change mind about pattern. Do more math. Check math again.
Find yarn. Find needles. Find spare time.
Cast on stitches. Knit 2 rounds. Discover that *&^%$#@! yarn company spliced two pieces of yarn by tying a *&^%$#@! knot instead of splicing or plying yarn together like any decent human would.
Swear a lot.
Write blog entry.
Feel better.
Rip out sock and start over.
ETA: When starting over, cast on half the stitches using the wrong cast-on. Rip. Start over...
Plan sock. Do math. Do math again.
Change mind about pattern. Do more math. Check math again.
Find yarn. Find needles. Find spare time.
Cast on stitches. Knit 2 rounds. Discover that *&^%$#@! yarn company spliced two pieces of yarn by tying a *&^%$#@! knot instead of splicing or plying yarn together like any decent human would.
Swear a lot.
Write blog entry.
Feel better.
Rip out sock and start over.
ETA: When starting over, cast on half the stitches using the wrong cast-on. Rip. Start over...
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